HoYack's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Ultimate Showdown Collab]

This comes as close to original as it gets. Great work, everyone.

Now do the other version.

[The Ultimate Showdown]

I watched this like a million times since I was just a kid. And always wondered about the blue man in front at one scene.
Now I know. Tobias Funke. This flash just got more awesome.

[Alight]

hey!

what did you just do to me?!?!

and why is lex luthor there?

[Cookie Jar Gone Wrong]

This is awesome beyond belief

Starts with innocent family singing about who took the cookie out of cookie jar. When they suspected Eric I thought that father and the other kid will now beat him up or something. But song continued and Eric put the suspicion onto John, who was displayed like some young hobo wearing only trench coat over underwear and socks. It was obvious it was him who, in fact, took the cookie out of cookie jar. It was also kind of obvious he will pull out a gun and shoot someone. Nevertheless, shaking camera effect whilst John was talking about not eating for days, his portait as a hobo, him holding cookie in one hand like it was the most important thing in the world and many other small details like rainbow outsidee, crescent moon and star drawn onto drawer, father subtly leaving the scene, Eric's odd cry, etc. made it almost perfect. Aw, fuckin' hell, it has raisins" followed by dropping a cookie and shooting it was a nice touch .

Yes, it could have been better by adding some changes, but nothing is perfect and neither is this. But this will keep me laughing for days, possibly weeks from now and then it will slowly become agonizing watching it again and in years I will rewatch it from time to time just to see what used to make me laugh. Thank you for this.

[Chris & Harry]

Awesome!

Cool animation, cool style, cool everything. Music is alright, but my laptop speaker can't really support anything more than 2dB so I won't comment on that.

The funniest part is the beginning:
Hey Harry!
Yes?
I made you a cake!
Thaaaank you!!!

Cracks me up every time :D

[Get on My Horse]

can't stop listening!!

i dunno how long did listen to this before i realized it's a loop....somewhere about 15 minutes. awesome song :D

[Scotty and Pete]

nice one

10 just for the guarded at the end

[Losing Track]

NOOOO!!!!

But I wanted Guybrush Treephwood come and get an uzi.....maybe this isn't what it's supposed to be. Excuse me, while I go get some marijuana and watch this again.

Oh, and about a movie....it sucks because it's boring and I don't like artistic...uhmm...arts :/

Rutger responds:

Wait what?
Alright!

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

This is so fucking genius!!

I admit, after first time watching it, I wasn't too happy. I've had a few laughs, but was thinking it was by impression prequels already did. And I didn't like the song as much as Banana king song. But after watching it over 10 times, I am stoned how you did it. Fucking amazing!

The door can see into your sooouuuul!! Really, door can do all that? Heh, no...
The best one ever.

Looking forward to the next one (I hope it will pass some time till then)