Total Medals Earned: 372 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,115 Points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (310/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/11 (160/435 points)
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the BAE Hawk
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 6/16 (150/495 points)
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 17/20 (300/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)